Say no to Chips.

Why, you might ask? Why indeed! In fact you can probably say what you like to a chip and they are unlikely to respond. Relationships with chips can be notoriously difficult though. Some people spend their whole lives struggling with the little blighters…and I, Lard, am one of them. I figure that if I can say no to chips, then I have the hope of being able to say no to other things that come along and are a lot more threatening to my peace and happiness. World Peace!

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