Welcome to http://www.lardwantsworldpeace.com (referred to herein as the “Website”), which is owned and operated by Lard Ventures Limited (referred to herein as “LV”), a company registered in England and Wales under company number 07868023 and whose registered office is located at Gresham Farm, Sandy Lane, Hardingham, Norfolk NR9 4EP, United Kingdom.
Intellectual Property Rights — Use of the Website Content
You may only use the Website Content in accordance with these Terms and Conditions. If you would like to copy the Website Content or use it for another purpose, you must first obtain the prior written consent of LV (which may be withheld in LV’s absolute discretion).
Website Content may be used for personal or educational purposes or for criticism, review and news reporting purposes.Where permitted, you may use and copy the Website Content, however, you may not modify the Website Content in any way. Your right to use the Website Content is personal to you and may not be transferred or sublicensed to any other person or entity. LV reserves the right to terminate your use of the Website Content at any time in its absolute discretion. Importantly, please note that the Website Content is provided to you “as is” without any warranty of any kind, express or implied, including, without limitation, non-infringement or ownership. You, not LV, are responsible for your use of the Website Content.
Whenever you reproduce Website Content you must include the following acknowledgement: “Source: Lard Wants World Peace (http://www.lardwantsworldpeace.com)”. You must also reproduce any byline or copyright information included with the original.
Where LV makes Website Content available for download, unless otherwise stated it is available free of charge.
LV expressly forbids the use of any Website Content and LV’s name and logo, or any other logo or trademark for:
You may use screen shots from the Website, provided such Website Content is used in accordance with these Terms and Conditions.
Links to the Website
You may link to the Website and help spread the word about LV’s vision. You don’t need permission, provided that such links comply with these Terms and Conditions. You may link to homepage of the Website or to any other page of the Website.
‘Lard Ventures’ and ‘Lard Wants World Peace’ name and logo
“Lard Wants World Peace” and LV’s logo are registered trademarks owned by and registered to LV.
You may use LV’s trademarks, provided you comply with these Terms and Conditions and the following specific conditions:
If you do use the logo, you must include “Trademark of Lard Ventures Ltd.” in the alt tag or visibly on the page.
The trademark remains the exclusive property of LV, and by using it you agree that you shall not, in any way whatsoever, register or attempt to register the trademark or challenge the same.
Articles and text
Articles and text produced by LV is may be used in accordance with these Terms and Conditions.
Articles and text from third party sources remains the intellectual property and copyright of those third party sources, and permission for use should be sought from those original sources.
All images on our website are copyright of LV (or its licensors) and may only be used in accordance with these Terms and Conditions.
You may not download films from the Website, which are copyright of LV (or its licensors) with all rights reserved.
You agree that you are responsible for all information, text, data, software, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages or other materials submitted to the Website by you (“Submitted Content”).
Submitted Content must be accurate (where it is a statement of fact), be genuinely held (where it is an opinion) and comply with applicable law in the United Kingdom and in any country from which it is posted.
Submitted Content must not:
As of its submission via the Website, you hereby grant LV a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive licence to use, publish, display, distribute, reproduce, store, archive, modify, adapt, translate, and create derivative works from the Submitted Content.
You shall indemnify and hold harmless LV, its affiliated entities and any third party against any and all losses, damages, costs, expenses, claims or proceedings that LV, its affiliated entities or any third party may incur or suffer as a result of or in connection with any claim that the use, possession or receipt of any Submitted Content infringes the rights (including rights of privacy and confidentiality and intellectual property rights) of any person.
LV reserves the right to modify or remove any Submitted Content from the Website in its sole discretion, at any time and for any reason, without being required to obtain your prior consent or give an explanation.
You must not misuse our site by knowingly introducing viruses, trojans, worms, logic bombs or other material which is malicious or technologically harmful. You must not attempt to gain unauthorised access to our site, the server on which our site is stored or any server, computer or database connected to our site. You must not attack our site via a denial-of-service attack or a distributed denial-of service attack.
By breaching this provision, you would commit a criminal offence under the Computer Misuse Act 1990. We will report any such breach to the relevant law enforcement authorities and we will co-operate with those authorities by disclosing your identity to them. In the event of such a breach, your right to use our site will cease immediately.
We will not be liable for any loss or damage caused by a distributed denial-of-service attack, viruses or other technologically harmful material that may infect your computer equipment, computer programs, data or other proprietary material due to your use of our site or to your downloading of any material posted on it, or on any website linked to it.
Third party internet websites
LV cannot be responsible for the policies and practices of other internet websites, even where you access them using links from the Website or if you are directed to the Website from a third party internet website.
Your correspondence and business dealing with advertisers found on or through the Website are entirely at your own risk.
Availability of the Website and accuracy of the Website Content
The Website is provided on an “as available” basis, and LV shall not be liable if, for any reason whatsoever, the Website is unavailable for any period. LV reserves the right to suspend access to the Website, whether for routine or emergency updates and maintenance, or otherwise from time to time.
LV makes no representation, warranty or undertaking as to the currency, accuracy or completeness of the Website, the Website Content or the Services.
Neither LV no any of its affiliated entities represent, warrant or guarantee that the Website, the Website Content or the Services will be error, defect, “bug” or “virus” free.
Cessation of services
Disclaimer and limitation of liability
LV and its affiliated entities herby exclude all implied representations, warranties and terms of any kind whatsoever (whether implied by common law, statute or otherwise) to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law (including any implied representations, warranties or terms that its products, services, the Website, the Website Content or the Services are of merchantable or satisfactory quality or fit for a particular purpose or use).
The exclusions and limitations of liability in these Terms and Conditions do not apply in the case of fraud, death or injury caused by LV’s negligence or any liability to the extent that the same may not be excluded or limited as a matter of applicable law.
Rights etc. cumulative and other matters
Law and jurisdiction
Contacting Lard Ventures Ltd.
If You have any questions, concerns, comments or complaints in respect of the Website, the Website Content or the Services or wish to amend any errors in the personal information that you have provided to LV, please contact LV using the contact details provided below:
Telephone: +44 (0)1603 727769
Postal address: Lard Ventures Ltd.,
Epic Studios, 112-114 Magdalen Street, Norwich NR3 1JD, United Kingdom
For the purposes of the Data Protection Act 1998 (the “Act”) the data controller is Lard Ventures Limited whose registered office is located at Gresham Farm, Sandy Lane, Hardingham, Norfolk NR9 4EP.
What information does LV collect
If you do not register with LV via the Website, then the information that LV collects from you will be limited. LV logs your IP address in order to help diagnose problems with our server, administer the Website and track usage statistics. Your IP address may vary each time you visit, or it may be the same, depending on the type of internet connection that you access the Website with. Either way, it would be extremely difficult for us to identify you through your IP address, and LV makes no attempt to do so. If you reach the Website by clicking on a link or advertisement on another internet website, then LV also logs that information. All of this information is collected and used only in the aggregate; that is, it is entered into our database, where LV may use it to generate overall reports on our visitors, but not reports about individual visitors.
How LV uses your Personal Information
Your Personal Information may be used in the following ways:
We may pursuant to any consent given by you, also permit selected third parties to use your data, to provide you with information about goods and services which may be of interest to you and we or they may contact you about these.
With whom is your Personal Information shared
LV may share your Personal Information:
wherever such persons are located in the World, including, for example, the United States of America. Please be aware that the laws of most countries outside the European Economic Area are generally not regarded as providing the same level of protection for Personal Information as those of countries making up the European Economic Area (i.e. such countries’ laws are generally not regarded as providing “adequate” data protection as contemplated under Article 25 of the European Union’s Data Protection Directive (95/46/EC)).
As noted above, LV may collect non-Personal Information about you, such as the type of internet browsers you use or the internet website from which you linked to the Website. You cannot be identified from this information and it is only used by LV to assist in providing an effective service on this Website. This information (together with Personal Information that has been aggregated with other information so that you are no longer identifiable from it) may be supplied by LV to prospective partners, advertisers and other reputable third parties, but on an aggregated and anonymous basis (ie with no personally identifying information).
Where we store your personal data
All information you provide to us is stored on our secure servers. Any payment transactions will be encrypted. Where we have given you (or where you have chosen) a password which enables you to access certain parts of our site, you are responsible for keeping this password confidential. We ask you not to share a password with anyone.
LV has adequate security measures in place to protect against loss, unauthorised access, misuse, alteration and improper disclosure of the Personal Information you provide to LV, which include maintaining Personal Information on a secure server behind a firewall and encrypting Personal Information during transmission and storage. However, no computer system or information can ever be fully protected against every possible risk and LV does not guarantee the security or integrity of the Personal Information you disclose online. Notwithstanding LV’s security measures, you should be aware that when you submit Personal Information to the Website over the Internet, the information may travel over many systems that are not under LV’s control and are not completely secure.
Opting-out of receiving messages from LV
LV will only send you unsolicited emails if you have given LV permission to do so. If LV sends you unsolicited emails, the email will enable you to register an opt-out to receiving other emails from LV.
The safety of children is very important to LV. No information should be submitted to or posted on the Website by children under the age of 13 without prior parental consent.
Your rights with respect to your personal information
You have a right under the Act to a copy of all the Personal Information about you held by LV. You also have a right to correct any errors in that information. You also have a right to prevent LV from using your Personal Information for direct marketing purposes.
Contacting Lard Ventures Ltd.
If you have any questions, concerns, comments or complaints in respect of the Website, the Website Content or the Services or wish to amend any errors in the Personnel Information that you have provided to Lard Ventures, please contact LV using the contact details provided below:
Telephone: + 44 (0)1953 851166
Postal address: Lard Ventures Ltd
Epic Studios, 112-114 Magdalen Street, Norwich NR3 1JD, United Kingdom
Registered Office: Lard Ventures Ltd
Gresham Farm, Sandy Lane, Hardingham, Norfolk NR9 4EP, United Kingdom
Last updated: 13th December 2011.