Introduction
Welcome to http://www.lardwantsworldpeace.com (referred to herein as the “Website”), which is owned and operated by Lard Ventures Limited (referred to herein as “LV”), a company registered in England and Wales under company number 07868023 and whose registered office is located at Gresham Farm, Sandy Lane, Hardingham, Norfolk NR9 4EP, United Kingdom.
These Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy govern your use of the Website, including, without limitation, any material, software or content that is located on, forms part of or is available from or in connection with the Website (referred to herein as the “Website Content”) and any services provided via or in connection with the Website (referred to herein as the “Services”), so please read them carefully and ensure that you understand them fully so that you understand your rights and obligations in relation to the Website, the Website Content and the Services.
By accessing or using the Website, the Website Content or the Services you confirm your agreement to these Terms and Conditions and the Privacy Policy. Further, if you have registered with LV via the Website, you acknowledge and agree that prior to submitting such information you were given an opportunity to review these Terms and Conditions and the Privacy Policy and were required to accept the same by clicking on an “I Accept” button or “check-box”, or similar.
LV may alter these Terms and Conditions and the Privacy Policy at any time and from time to time without prior notice to you or your consent. Accordingly, you should ensure that you regularly review these Terms and Conditions and the Privacy Policy to keep yourself informed of any such changes. By continuing to use the Website, the Website Content or the Services after such changes, you confirm your agreement to the same.
Intellectual Property Rights — Use of the Website Content
All intellectual property rights (including copyright) subsisting in, relating to or arising out of the Website, the Website Content or the Services, are owned by and are vested in LV (or its licensors). You acknowledge and agree these neither these Terms and Conditions, the Privacy Policy nor any of the Website Content transfers any right, title or interest in LV’s (or its licensors’) intellectual property rights to you.
You may only use the Website Content in accordance with these Terms and Conditions. If you would like to copy the Website Content or use it for another purpose, you must first obtain the prior written consent of LV (which may be withheld in LV’s absolute discretion).
Website Content may be used for personal or educational purposes or for criticism, review and news reporting purposes.Where permitted, you may use and copy the Website Content, however, you may not modify the Website Content in any way. Your right to use the Website Content is personal to you and may not be transferred or sublicensed to any other person or entity. LV reserves the right to terminate your use of the Website Content at any time in its absolute discretion. Importantly, please note that the Website Content is provided to you “as is” without any warranty of any kind, express or implied, including, without limitation, non-infringement or ownership. You, not LV, are responsible for your use of the Website Content.
Whenever you reproduce Website Content you must include the following acknowledgement: “Source: Lard Wants World Peace (http://www.lardwantsworldpeace.com)”. You must also reproduce any byline or copyright information included with the original.
Website Content
Where LV makes Website Content available for download, unless otherwise stated it is available free of charge.
LV expressly forbids the use of any Website Content and LV’s name and logo, or any other logo or trademark for:
Screenshots
You may use screen shots from the Website, provided such Website Content is used in accordance with these Terms and Conditions.
Links to the Website
You may link to the Website and help spread the word about LV’s vision. You don’t need permission, provided that such links comply with these Terms and Conditions. You may link to homepage of the Website or to any other page of the Website.
‘Lard Ventures’ and ‘Lard Wants World Peace’ name and logo
“Lard Wants World Peace” and LV’s logo are registered trademarks owned by and registered to LV.
You may use LV’s trademarks, provided you comply with these Terms and Conditions and the following specific conditions:
If you do use the logo, you must include “Trademark of Lard Ventures Ltd.” in the alt tag or visibly on the page.
The trademark remains the exclusive property of LV, and by using it you agree that you shall not, in any way whatsoever, register or attempt to register the trademark or challenge the same.
Articles and text
Articles and text produced by LV is may be used in accordance with these Terms and Conditions.
Articles and text from third party sources remains the intellectual property and copyright of those third party sources, and permission for use should be sought from those original sources.
Images
All images on our website are copyright of LV (or its licensors) and may only be used in accordance with these Terms and Conditions.
Films
You may not download films from the Website, which are copyright of LV (or its licensors) with all rights reserved.
Submitted Content
You agree that you are responsible for all information, text, data, software, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages or other materials submitted to the Website by you (“Submitted Content”).
Submitted Content must be accurate (where it is a statement of fact), be genuinely held (where it is an opinion) and comply with applicable law in the United Kingdom and in any country from which it is posted.
Submitted Content must not:
As of its submission via the Website, you hereby grant LV a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive licence to use, publish, display, distribute, reproduce, store, archive, modify, adapt, translate, and create derivative works from the Submitted Content.
You shall indemnify and hold harmless LV, its affiliated entities and any third party against any and all losses, damages, costs, expenses, claims or proceedings that LV, its affiliated entities or any third party may incur or suffer as a result of or in connection with any claim that the use, possession or receipt of any Submitted Content infringes the rights (including rights of privacy and confidentiality and intellectual property rights) of any person.
LV reserves the right to modify or remove any Submitted Content from the Website in its sole discretion, at any time and for any reason, without being required to obtain your prior consent or give an explanation.
You must not misuse our site by knowingly introducing viruses, trojans, worms, logic bombs or other material which is malicious or technologically harmful. You must not attempt to gain unauthorised access to our site, the server on which our site is stored or any server, computer or database connected to our site. You must not attack our site via a denial-of-service attack or a distributed denial-of service attack.
By breaching this provision, you would commit a criminal offence under the Computer Misuse Act 1990. We will report any such breach to the relevant law enforcement authorities and we will co-operate with those authorities by disclosing your identity to them. In the event of such a breach, your right to use our site will cease immediately.
We will not be liable for any loss or damage caused by a distributed denial-of-service attack, viruses or other technologically harmful material that may infect your computer equipment, computer programs, data or other proprietary material due to your use of our site or to your downloading of any material posted on it, or on any website linked to it.
Third party internet websites
LV cannot be responsible for the policies and practices of other internet websites, even where you access them using links from the Website or if you are directed to the Website from a third party internet website.
LV strongly recommends that you check the terms and conditions of use and privacy policy of every internet website that you visit and that you contact the owner or operator of any internet website if you have any concerns or questions.
Your correspondence and business dealing with advertisers found on or through the Website are entirely at your own risk.
Availability of the Website and accuracy of the Website Content
The Website is provided on an “as available” basis, and LV shall not be liable if, for any reason whatsoever, the Website is unavailable for any period. LV reserves the right to suspend access to the Website, whether for routine or emergency updates and maintenance, or otherwise from time to time.
LV makes no representation, warranty or undertaking as to the currency, accuracy or completeness of the Website, the Website Content or the Services.
Neither LV no any of its affiliated entities represent, warrant or guarantee that the Website, the Website Content or the Services will be error, defect, “bug” or “virus” free.
Cessation of services
LV reserves the right to withdraw access to the Website from you with immediate effect without prior notice to you or your prior consent, including where you are or LV believes that you are in breach of these Terms and Conditions, the Privacy Policy or any applicable law.
Disclaimer and limitation of liability
LV and its affiliated entities herby exclude all implied representations, warranties and terms of any kind whatsoever (whether implied by common law, statute or otherwise) to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law (including any implied representations, warranties or terms that its products, services, the Website, the Website Content or the Services are of merchantable or satisfactory quality or fit for a particular purpose or use).
Subject to the paragraph immediately below, LV excludes all liability for any costs, losses, claims, damages, expenses or proceedings, whether in contract, tort (including negligence), breach of statutory duty, or otherwise and whether direct, indirect, consequential, special or otherwise, incurred or suffered by you or any third party arising under or in connection with these Terms and Conditions, the Privacy Policy or Your use of the Website, the Website Content or the Services.
The exclusions and limitations of liability in these Terms and Conditions do not apply in the case of fraud, death or injury caused by LV’s negligence or any liability to the extent that the same may not be excluded or limited as a matter of applicable law.
Rights etc. cumulative and other matters
The rights, powers, privileges and remedies provided under any provision of these Terms and Conditions or the Privacy Policy are cumulative and are not exclusive of any rights, powers, privileges or remedies provided under any other provision of these Terms and Conditions, the Privacy Policy or by applicable law or otherwise. No failure to exercise nor any delay in the exercise by LV of any right, power, privilege or remedy under these Terms and Conditions or the Privacy Policy shall impair or operate as a waiver thereof in whole or in part. No single or partial exercise of any right, power privilege or remedy under these Terms and Conditions or the Privacy Policy shall prevent any further or other exercise thereof or the exercise of any other right, powers, privilege or remedy.
Invalidity
If any provision of these Terms and Conditions or the Privacy Policy shall be held to be illegal, void, invalid or unenforceable under the applicable laws of any jurisdiction, the legality, validity and enforceability of the remainder of these Terms and Conditions and the Privacy Policy in that jurisdiction shall not be affected, and the legality, validity and enforceability of the whole of these Terms and Conditions and the Privacy Policy in any other jurisdiction shall not be affected.
Law and jurisdiction
These Terms and Conditions and the Privacy Policy and your use of the Website, the Website Content and the Services shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, English Law. You irrevocably submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the English courts.
Contacting Lard Ventures Ltd.
If You have any questions, concerns, comments or complaints in respect of the Website, the Website Content or the Services or wish to amend any errors in the personal information that you have provided to LV, please contact LV using the contact details provided below:
Email: keith@lardwantsworldpeace.com
Telephone: +44 (0)1603 727769
Postal address: Lard Ventures Ltd.,
Gresham Farm, Sandy Lane, Hardingham, Norfolk NR9 4EP, United Kingdom
PRIVACY POLICY
This policy applies to information held about clients and prospective clients, suppliers and prospective suppliers, artists, contacts and all other persons about whom Lard Ventures Ltd holds information. By ‘information,’ we mean personal information about you that we collect, use, share and store.
In this policy, “we,” “us,” and “our” means Lard Ventures Ltd, a company registered in England and Wales with one registered office, and “you” means the individual to whom the information relates.
What we collect:
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Last updated : 24/05/2018